March 2012
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hackingtheconstruct replied to your photoset: Family Ties; Pilot (Season 1, Episode 1)
OMG I LOVE FAMILY TIES
\o/
i hope it is adequate and making up for my current lack of matrix/keanu things.
i have yet to transfer my files to my new laptop. oops.
BUT FAMILY TIES OKAY. FAMILY. TIES. I LOVE IT. GIFING EVERY EPISODE I WATCH I SWEAR TO GOD.
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just an fyi
i haven’t been making keanu stuff lately because i need to transfer all my keanu things into my new laptop so i apologize for the inconvenience
then again i’ve been posting michael j. fox
you guys shouldn’t be complaining
lol jk but seriously mjf is the best i hope i have followers who like him
this has been a psa
you may now return to your regularly-scheduled hunger...
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on the day the hunger games came out in the...
dad: oh boy am i excited
me: since when were you interested in the hunger games
dad: i heard it's real good
me:
dad: the actors are good
me:
dad: the story is good
me:
dad: and it's about FOOD so clearly we have to watch it
me:
dad:
me:
dad:
me: dad
dad: what
me: it's not about food
dad: ... then what the fuck is it about
me: i think survival
dad: oh
me: yeah
dad: well fuck i'll watch the walking dead instead
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maybe i should change my blog title to 'an awkward...
but that would be too long
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mom: a horse sat on your dad once
dad: that horse was your mother
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daneecoline replied to your chat: dad: as far as i’m concerned, michael j. fox can…
did your dad really say this? :)) what have you done to him?! haha
HAHAHA
Apparently he had some weird fetish for Marty McFly from Back to the Future :))))
he was even like, “i want a mike in my pocket. i’ll feed him cheese crackers and ice cream. and he will be my mike.”
and my...
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anivad42 replied to your chat: dad: as far as i’m concerned, michael j. fox can…
your dad should be the subject of a sitcom. actually, YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.
LMAO WEIRDEST SITCOM EVER
i can hear the cheesy music now
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dad: as far as i'm concerned, michael j. fox can make holding up a nike shoe sexy
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tonylokid asked: Are you on hiatus ? NOOOOOOOOO!
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quiet hiatus. life is difficult.
i’ll be back asap.
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my 5 year old sister and i watching the matrix
trinity: it's the question that drives us, neo
lauren: what no papa drives us ):
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damnthisisheavy:
((That’s really awesome, bud! You should doodle on restaurant placemats more often, actually. Omg I love the style for Marty here too X3))
ALFJSBFJLSFA;FASFHKASFBKSDKASF;
DYING
GUYS MARTY’S RPER JUST COMPLIMENTED SOMETHING I MADE
I
AM
IN
TEA-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEAAAAAAARS
/SOBS
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me: so, how's about zachary quinto
dad: sylar?
me: yes
dad:
me:
dad: what i wouldn't give to run my fingers through his hair
me: that's relatively normal
dad: ... his eyebrow hair
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i'll just stop making bill and ted gifs
hahahahaahahahahaha
that way they won’t be ripped off ever again
yep
no more
stupid bitch, make your own fucking bill and ted shit, because i give up
*beat in time
lol
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“Let your hearts and your souls be triumphant with rock and roll.”
– Bill & Ted’s Excellent Musical Adventure
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cherry-pop-pop:
When you are a child you believe in things like fairies, and Santa Claus, and Keanu Reeves. Then you get older and you come to terms with the fact that they aren’t real.
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assbuttinasockmonkeyhat replied to your chat: dad: you know what i felt for keanu after the…
What I want you to do right now… is to walk up to your dad… and tell him he’s awesome. Because he is.
goocher- replied to your chat: dad: you know what i felt for keanu after the…
Omg dying
MY DAD HAS FANS
anivad42 replied to your chat: dad: you know what i felt for keanu after...
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keanuquotes replied to your post
Thats ok, but why?
my gifs are being ripped off
and it just
makes me sad
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dad: you know what i felt for keanu after the matrix
me: no
dad: i would've gone full homo for him too
me:
dad: you know why i didn't
me: mom?
dad: no, i just think if i tried to kiss him our noses would bump and that would be embarrassing
me:
dad:
me: you have problems
dad: COME ON, WHEN YOU KISS KEANU REEVES, YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO NOSE BUMP
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another universe // keanuspawn drabble
Title: Another Universe Fandom: The Watcher/Speed Crossover Pairing: David Allen Griffin/Jack Traven Summary: New lives are good.
[[MORE]]
“I want to go to Switzerland.”
The sentence is clear, straight to the point, and obvious. David looks up from a magazine, scissors in mid-air, interrupted in their attempts to cut off Kim Kardashian’s face.
“Switzerland?” he...
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